PART IV:SIX CHAPTERS IN SEARCH OF A SHORTER BOOK
PROHIBITION: A LESSON IN THE FUTILITY (AND DANGER) OF PROHIBITING
Prohibition is a great social and economic experiment - noble in motive and far-reaching in purpose. |
HERBERT HOOVER |
There are more old drunkards than old doctors. |
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN |
The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool. |
VOLTAIRE |
The objection to Puritans is not that they try to make us think as they do, but that they try to make us do as they think. |
H. L. MENCKEN |
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. |
DEAN MARTIN |
There's something about me that makes a lot of people want to throw up. |
PAT BOONE |
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. |
OSCAR LEVANT |
"Come in and take a drop." The first drop led to other drops. He dropped his position; he dropped his respectability; he dropped his fortune; he dropped his friends; he dropped finally all prospects in this life, and his hopes for eternity; and then came the last drop on the gallows. BEWARE OF THE FIRST DROP.
My dad was the town drunk. Usually that's not so bad, but New York City? |
HENNY YOUNGMAN |
I promise not to buy, sell, or giveAlcoholic liquors while I live;From all tobacco I'll abstainAnd never take God's name in vain.
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. |
MILTON FRIEDMAN |
Although man is already ninety per cent water, the Prohibitionists are not yet satisfied. |
JOHN KENDRICK BANGS |
Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure or even diminish it. |
MARK TWAIN |
The American people had expected to be greeted, when the great day came, by a covey of angels bearing gifts of peace, happiness, prosperity and salvation, which they had been assured would be theirs when the rum demon had been scotched. Instead they were met by a horde of bootleggers, moonshiners, rum-runners, hijackers, gangsters, racketeers, triggermen, venal judges, corrupt police, crooked politicians, and speakeasy operators, all bearing the twin symbols of the eighteenth amendment - the Tommy gun and the poisoned cup.
They can never repeal it. |
SENATOR ANDREW J. VOLSTEAD |
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer. |
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW |
I see that you, too, put up monuments to your great dead. |
A FRENCHMANon viewing the Statue of Libertyduring Prohibition |
When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality. |
AL CAPONE |
[FN* The Twenty-first Amendment allowed the states to choose for themselves whether or not they would be dry. Kansas chose to stay dry until 1948, Oklahoma until 1957, and Mississippi until 1966.]
When a friend warned him that alcohol was slow poison, Robert Benchley replied, "So who's in a hurry?" |
[*FN The violations were astonishing. The flouting of the law had an auspicious beginning in 1920 with a still found on the farm of Senator Morris Shepard. It was producing 130 gallons of whiskey a day. Senator Sheppard was the author of the Eighteenth Amendment. Midway through the experiment, federal law enforcement officers set up their own speakeasy in midtown Manhattan. It took them nine months to get caught, and when they were, they simply claimed they were "investigating." By the end of Prohibition, a San Francisco jury drank the evidence and declared the defendant not guilty.]
The country couldn't run without Prohibition. That is the industrial fact. |
HENRY FORD |
[*FN Henry Ford hired hundreds of mobsters to pose as workers, infiltrating his plants, and spy on other workers, some of whom were attempting to organize a trade union. It was an open secret that the fellow worker you were talking to on the assembly line might be a syndicate member working directly for Henry Ford. This scare tactic worked for some time and, when the fear wore off and union organizing continued, organized crime was ready, willing, and able to express Mr. Ford's displeasure of organized labor in a more persuasive way. Only when the union organizers made a few deals with the mob did the auto union finally succeed.]
How do you look when I'm sober? |
RING LARDNER |
All I ever did was supply a demand that was pretty popular. |
AL CAPONE |
The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything. |
CLARENCE DARROW |
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time. |
JAMES THURBER |
There should be asylums for habitual teetotalers, but they would probably relapse into teetotalism as soon as they got out. |
SAMUEL BUTLER |
[*FN In George Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion, Henry Higgins asks Alfred P. Doolittle,"Have you no morals, man?" to which Doolitle calmly replies, "Can't afford 'em." A lot of people, some of whom may have favored Prohibition, found themselves in similar situations: the farmer selling grain or grapes to a known bootlegger, the landlord renting a basement knowing it might become a speakeasy, the entertainer or musician offered a job playing in a speakeasy.]
Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive. |
AYN RAND |
In a generation, those who are now children will have lost their taste for alcohol. |
JOHN FULLER1925 |
Robert Benchley's list of infallible symptoms of intoxication in drivers: When the driver is sitting with his back against the instrument panel and his feet on the driver's seat. When the people in the back seat are crouched down on the floor with their arms over their heads. When the driver goes into the rest-room and doesn't come out. |
The aim of the law is not to punish sins. |
JUSTICE OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES |
No nation is drunken where wine is cheap. |
THOMAS JEFFERSON1818 |
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. |
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL |
[*FN Some Ford workers made more. Henry Ford, for example, made $264,000 per day in 1921, about $8.4 milllion in today's dollars.]
We learn from history that we do not learn from history. |
GEORG WILHELM HEGEL |
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